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| Another year has rolled around |
| And this is your big day |
| Not really 'cause we know we're late |
| You probably celebrated yesterday. |
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| We really didn't forget your birthday |
| Just failed to buy a card at the store |
| So thought we'd just make one ourselves |
| As we've done so many times before. |
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| We often think about you, Homer |
| And all the good old times gone by |
| But to say we're sorry we left there |
| Would be a down-right lie. |
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| We wish for you another year |
| Of all the finest things in life |
| And wish good health and happiness |
| For both you and your wife. |
