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| I just don't have a special card |
| And so this one must do |
| But I will write a little verse |
| Especially for you. |
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| Enclosed within you'll find a check |
| It comes to you with love |
| But before you try to cash it |
| Please note the date above. |
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| The bank it's writ on is well known |
| It's backed by Fort Knox gold |
| And though not made of rubber |
| They sometimes bounce I'm told. |
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| Now you have a happy birthday |
| And chalk up another year |
| Just knowing that the Sutherlands |
| Are mighty glad that you're still here. |